|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled “Hey Juan!”…..A soldier jumped up and replied “What?” The general shot
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn’t show up at the church. He got colt feet
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in another country.He’s totally enamoured with the golf ball because he’s never seen anything like it before so he carries like, 30 of them back home to give away as souveniers.While
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, “How come after all these years
A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, “How is she?” The nurse replied, “Oh, she’s