Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina,
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to them and says “whoever can say liver andcheese in a sentence can have me”. So the white guy says”I love liver and cheese.” she says “that’s not good enough.”
The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.
As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.””No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.””I think you’re supposed