How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her dress.
Doctor: “Good news you passed your hearing test!” Patient: “HUH”
Did you hear about Mike Tyson’s horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t worry about poor old me. I’m just fine considering I can’t breathe, or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your lonely ailing mother.I’ve sent along my
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a voluptuous blonde girl raced across their path, totally nude. “Would I love to eat that? Oui, oui!” the Frenchman said, smacking his lips.So the Italian shot her.
Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack: “No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he break it?” Jack: “Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the