A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. “That is a very smart dog,” the man commented. “He’s not so smart,” said one of the irked players. “Every time he gets a good
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No
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|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
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|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!