|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean cruise by their doctors. The second nightout on the way to Martinique they were leaning against the rail,looking at the big bright tropical moon on the sea, really startingto unwind. Suddenly the rail broke and both
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?” “Well,” said the vet “let’s have a look at him” The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
There was a guy walking down the street in San Francisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date…”I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.””I refuse to get cable. That’s how they keep tabs on you.””I used
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-starttheir new submarine.