Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many years in another part of the country. During that time he had garnered quite a reputation for being the most conscientious and
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan
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A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner. He then stands up to thank everyone. “First I must thank my beautiful wife for her help and support, thenI want to thank my children, and the lottery commission.” “Then I would like to thank Adolf
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see? “Well, I see thousands of stars.” “And what does that mean to you?” “Well, I
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet