|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he thinks. “How inthe world does that fit in here?”So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman sittingin the corner. The visitor asks, “How in the world did this
Q: When’s the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? – A: Anytime he wants to go.
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word ‘penis’ in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.The next day she went into the room, and
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby, I wanna’ 69!”She gives him a strange look and replies, “You want Beef and Broccoli NOW?”