Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But
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|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? – A: Because you can’t bury them in the sky!
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the first guy says. “Oh,” says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, “Did you see that?” “See what?”
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island.”What should we do?”, said Ed.”Hmmm, let’s think.”, replied Fred.Ed shook his head, “No, let’s do something you can do too!”