The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, “So how do you plead?” “Not guilty” said the second defendant. “I wasn’t talking to you” the judge replied. “I never said a word” the third defendant replied.
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find three wise men!!!Sent by Spencer
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. “Hello Ms., could you please come in here and
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t know. I havn’t find one that could do it yet.
A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. “Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts.” The Editor scolded the new reporter, “This