|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoretical emphases. One important area which is often neglected, however, is the art of one-upmanship. The following rules are intended as guides to the development of habits which will promote the proper type of relationship
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. “So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.” Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.” The judge reached into his pocket and
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, “I dont recognize this court!” “Why?” asked the Judge. “Because you’ve had it decorated since the last time I was here.”
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do what it says. You will be glad you did. If not, you’ll feel like an idiot and wish you had listened.*******************************************************************1) pick a number from 1-92) subtract 53) multiply by 34) square the number
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!