It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world…In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and ChipsTen Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten.Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t dorm food.Paul’s Letters
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!