|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other: “You know, I had me every woman in this town,except my mother and my sister.” “Well,” his buddy replied, “between you and me we got ’em all.”
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined by the State Department. The GrandEmir was unused to the salt in American foods (frenchfries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantlysending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.Time and again, Abdul would
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!