A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. “Which side is it best to lie on?” she asked. “The side that pays your fee,” replied the doctor.
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into her blouse.The Secret Service were guarding the premises with care,for a whole host of Democrats were vacationing there.As Chelsea was nestled all snug in her bed,dirty thoughts swam around Mr. Kennedy’s head.And Bill in
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony says, “No, Giuseppi, who’s-a George Washington?”He says, “Hah! George-a Washington’s the first-a President of-a United States. I’m-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.”A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off.As the preacher got to a part
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, “Let’s send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck.”
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.