A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get thecase of beer for?” “I got it for my wife, eh.” answers Bob. “Oh!”exclaims Doug, “Good trade!”
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’, Kelly,” said the muffledfigure. “Don’t ye be knowin’ your old friend Grogan any more?”Kelly stared at Grogan, whose face was a patchwork of bandagesand adhesive plaster. One arm was in a sling and he was leaningon
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. “That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. “That’s
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Justas they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed ineach of their pints.The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.The American fished the