A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.”The father thought some and said, “OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.Let’s say that I’m a capitalist because I’m the breadwinner.Your mother
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian, (NOTE: DOES NOT INCLUDE: LIBYANS, EGYPTIANS, WHITE South AFRICANS. DOES INCLUDE: PEOPLE WITH DARK SKIN REGARDLESS OF WHERE THEY ARE FROM OR WHERE THEY LIVE.)Oriental- Asian-Canadian (Note: Not Considered “REAL” Minorities since they tend to do
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma’s very deaf, so I’m writing very loudly.