You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.You feel like the night after, and you haven’t been anywhere.Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.You get winded playing chess.Your children begin to
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Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes – it’s the same as an English “s”
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a “CAR”?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. Oneday, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming overto purchase a cow. The
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three more days they could make landfall.The Pole, the ship’s doctor, said that they could not possibly lastthat long, that there was only one
Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork