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|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lasssaid, “A penny for your thoughts.” The lad was a bit abashed, buthe finally said, “Well, I was thinkin’ how nice it would be ifye’d give me
Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. “What’s the matter?” asked her companion. “Oh dear,” sobbed Auntie, “It’s my favorite nephew. He’s got three feet.” “Three feet?” exclaimed her friend. “Surely that’s not possible?” “Well,” said Auntie, “his mother’s just
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With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?” She told him, “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.” Then he asked, “Why is my sister named Cornflower?” She replied, “Well, your father and I were in a
