Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.I collided with a
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The hick stands up andyells, “HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-assremarks about us southerners being stupid all night long!We’re not all stupid ya know!””Relax,” said the ventriloquist, “They’re just jokes!””Shut up, buddy,” the hick replied,
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy Jeff1. Before leaving for Washington, clean red mud from windshields and remove hog and chicken feed from pick-up bed.2. Any cardboard box can be made to look like a suitcase if brown shoe polish is smoothly
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report anyactivities that might develop. A few days later,he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I