As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips:Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?Have
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough.If it isn’t, cut the barrel down a bit.
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.