Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: “Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you — everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world.”
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.1-AMBITIOUS – Always ready for a fart.2-LAZY – Just fizzles3-AMIABLE – Likes to smell others farts4-SELFISH – Only enjoys smelling own farts5-CARELESS – Farts in church6-SMART ALEC – Farts when ladies are present.7-CLEVER – Farts and
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.