A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.” “I see,” nodded the psychiatrist.
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is notconsidered viable until after it graduates from medical school.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again,
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Under CRAP, older soldiers will go on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of lower paid soldiers who represent the Army’s future.A program to phase out older soldiers via retirement by the end
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.