How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it’s nose !
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.3. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father’s fault.4. Chris will not be in school because he
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off. He hollers, “Operator, giff me beck the party!”She says, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to make the call all over again.”He says, “What do you want from my life? Giff me beck
It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn’t have been more surprised.With dearest love and affection, Agnes————————————–December 15thDearest John:Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine, two turtle doves…. I’m just delighted