Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr “no, no.”Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards.Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.Take shortening can away from Jr. again and
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up, so he called his little boy and sent this note to his wife:THE TENT POLE
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I’ll get you next slime!
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She wailed.”How do you know it was an Italian? The detective asked.”I had to help him,” the girl replied.
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks – but half the pages are missing. What’s the matter? Isn’t half a million enough for you?
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss, but down under.