Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.Every morning is the dawn of a new error…A flying saucer results when a nudist
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — “Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I’d better carpet the toilet too.”Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn’t even entered.