One lab mouse to another: I’ve trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don’t know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, thedoctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear. L: ?eh?D: Madam – You have a SUPPOSITORY in
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads “clean me”!
How do you find your dog if he’s lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !