|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically trying to climb up.While they were sitting there a Priest walks along, looks over and says, “God bless you children, that’s Christianity at work.
How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.5. You’re using your cellular phone to dial up
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, we wouldn’t be here at all!” The wife replied, “My dear, if