|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on the roof!
Democrats’ favorite Christmas carol is “Deck the Halls.” Young Democrat’s favorite Christmas carol is “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.” Republican’s favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.” Young Republicans’ favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.”
A pig’s favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected. A fool and his money are soon popular. A fool and his money is my kind of customer! If money’s the root of all evil, why do churches want it? All I
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there and find out.”She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, “Oh, it’s gruesome!””Aye, it has,” replied the Scotsman, “and if you put your hand backup there, it’ll grow some more!”