Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play “Cowboys and Indians.” Democrats don’t either, as long as the Indians win.
Republicans say “Merry Christmas!” Democrats say “Happy Holidays!”
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective Feb. 25, 1995 a Restroom Policy will be established to provide a consistant method of accounting for each employee’s restroom time and ensuring equal treatment of all employees.Under this
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don’t believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for.There are 365 days per year available for work.There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.Since you spend 16 hours each