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Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy’s father presents him with a new pistol.On the other side of town, at his bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boyreceives a beautiful gold watch. The next day at school, the two boysare showing
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep.