In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do you know where your children are?In England they say”Its 11 o’clock do you know where your wife is?In France they say “It’s 11o’clock do you know where your husband is?”In Poland they say Its 11 o’clock
Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None. The Sociali–Democrats do that
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For $200 an hour, she better be good!Can you get him to drop his suit?The
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, “well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I’ve just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp.”Patrick says, “that’s terrible, did
Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.