The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. “Name?” “Brendan O’Connor.” “Same as mine. Where are you from?” “County Cork.” “Same as me……” The policeman paused with his pen in the air. “Hold on a moment and I’ll come
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained through out program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.
Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.Exercise________ Calories burned per hourBeating around the bush -75Jumping to conclusions – 100Climbing the walls – 150Swallowing your pride – 50Passing the buck – 25Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight) –
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!