Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/hekeeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright.EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders todate.ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.UNLIMITED POTENTIAL:
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a PolishMeatball Sandwich. The man at the counter said, “What a Pollack.”The Polish man said, “I resent that. If a Jew came to your counter andasked for a kosher salami on rye, would you call him a
Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box.
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.”Come have a look over here,” says Paddy, “it’s Michael O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of