Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.
A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
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|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Message is announced,”Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late””Damn!” Said the Irishman,10 mins later, “I`m sorry people Engine #3 has died,We`ll be 1 hour late”20 mins later,”Every
Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.
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