|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2 = aba^2 – b^2 = ab – b^2(a + b)(a – b) = b(a – b)a + b = ba = 0Furthermore if a + b = b, and a = b, then b + b
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?A: “Are you sure it’s yours?”
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, B) = N) then A = B.Proceed by induction.If N
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big Chief no fart.” The doctor tells her to give him three pills a day. The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, “Big Chief no fart.” The doctor then gets really worried and
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don’t you? A: They get elected.
Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, “Please help yourself.” The other one said “Okay”, and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other. One invites the other one over. “I can’t swim”, he replies. “Why don’t you come over here?”The other guy says, “I can’t swim, either. What are we gonna do?”First guy says, “Wait! I got a