|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Q: What’s the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: “Pass me the honey, Honey”. The English husband says to his wife: “Pass me the sugar, Sugar”. The [you name it] husband says to his wife: “Pass me the steak, Dumb cow”.
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for inspection by the general. That worthy warrior strolled back and forth before the troops, and sniffed and stopped abruptly. “Colonel!” he spat out. “Yes, general!” the colonel quavered. “Your troops, your troops,” stormed the general. “They
The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can’t make death any worse than it is.