A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. “You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?” asked one of the muggers incredulously.”Is that all you wanted?” moaned the Pole. “I thought you were after
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a + 4b – 3b = 4c – 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ” See those guys over there ? ” Chanowski says.” I’m going over there and ask them what they think of Polaks.” Chanowki walks up to the two guys sitting at the other end of the bar
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore’s life? A: Grade six.
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I’d rather have him chase the tiger.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.