Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee–If No Recovery!
I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He’s an East German Shepherd.
A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem. The software manager says, “I can’t do anything about this – it’s a hardware problem.” The hardware manager says, “Maybe
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2) – n(2n – 2) = 0(n – n)(2n – 2) = 02n(n – n) – 2(n – n) = 02n – 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take up a collection!”
Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.