|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b)a^2 – b^2 = ta – tba^2 – ta = b^2 – tba^2 – ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 – tb
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican President?
The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out thewindshield and suddenly exclaimed to the copilot, “Holy cow! Lookhow short the runway is! I`ve never seen one that short!”The copilot looked out the windshield. “Wow! you`re right!
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4 = 5^2 – 9*54^2 – 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 – 9*5 + 81/4(4 – 9/2)^2 = (5 – 9/2)^24 – 9/2 = 5 – 9/24 = 5
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and took the recipe with him.