Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie “Closed for the Winter.”
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.1 = sqrt(1)-1 = sqrt(1)Therefore 1 = -1As an alternative method for solving:Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:x=1x^2=xx^2-1=x-1(x+1)(x-1)=(x-1)(x+1)=(x-1)/(x-1)x+1=1x=00=1=>
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, “My dad’s way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher’s mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!”
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass. A sign says, “Clearance: 11″2′.” So they get out, measure their truck, and realize that it’s 11″6′. So the first Polak looks at the second Polak and says, “I don’t see any cops around….let’s go for