Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol (who is very religious),”So nu, tell me Sol, my boy, what do you do?”I study the Torah,” he replies.”But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are going to feed and house her?””No
Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours.
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0Combining a) and b) gives:2* log(-1) = 0Divide both sides by 2:log(-1) = 0
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.
Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!