Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, “I’m returning on the next flight. Can’t sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot.” At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them bronzed.
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 – (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2 – n(2n+1)Adding 1/4(2n+1)^2 to both sides yields:(n+1)^2 – (n+1)(2n+1) + 1/4(2n+1)^2 = n^2 – n(2n+1) + 1/4(2n+1)^2This may be written:[ (n+1) –
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: “Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!” The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a
A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired results.”Have you been taking them regulary?” the doctor asked.”What do you think I’ve been doing,” the Pole said, “Shoving them up my ass?”