A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, “Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?”The priest laughed, “Because, my son, I am a Father!”The Polak scratched his head. “But I am a father too, and I don’t wear
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population.According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority.Did you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by
Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn’t very nice, you shouldn’t draw on dogs!
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?””Hmm…” mused the carpenter. “It could be done, I suppose, but whatwould you want a box like that for?””Well, you see,” said the Polak, “my neighbor
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such as Bonferonni, Tchebycheff, Schatzoff, Hotelling, and Godambe. Where are the statisticians with names such as Smith, Brown, or Johnson?3. They are fond of all snakes and typically own as a pet a large South American snake
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?