Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment. A: Only one. If he can handle
Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to “ruff it!
President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. “Mr. President,” said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, “there’s good news & bad news.” “Oh, no,” muttered the President, “Well, let me have the bad news first.” “The bad news, sir, is that we’ve
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non has terrible flight panic.”Hey, don’t worry, it’s just every 10000th flight that crashes.””1:10000? So much? Then it surely will be mine!””Well, there is an easy way out. Simply take the next
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
If the State of the Union is really “the best it’s ever been” Why do we “need” dozens of new government programs to fix it!