Alsation: I’ll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don’t call me “Shortly!”
Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over and decided to give him a chance.”I will give you three questions,” said the coach. “If you come back in a week and answer them all correctly, you’re on the team.””Fair enough!” said the Polak eagerly.The
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it , then slow down again once he’d got over it. One day, he took a passenger, who was understandably unnerved by his driving style, and asked him
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters ”U.F.O.” printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ”Does U.F.O.