|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce. While I was a graduate student, among my peers there were twice as many divorces as marriages, leading us to
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to talk to you about it.”The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.”The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?”The man then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’spoisoning me,
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It’s the leash I can do!
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. “No problem,” says the mathematician, “there is a simple equation for that,” and he shows him the Gaussian normal distribution. The shoeseller stares some time at het equation and asks, “What is that
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.