|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What’s the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. We’re still trying to find out too.Bagpipes (noun) – I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant,
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her shoes.
Q: How many MP’s does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it’s done.
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So theelephant says, “Help me, help me.” But the ant refuses unless theelephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with her.Replies the elephant,
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.Q: What do accordion players use as a contraceptive?A: Their personalities. Q: What’s the range
Q: How many believable, competent, “just right for the job” presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It’s going to be a dark 4 years, isn’t it?
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.