Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one’s knee from jerking. A: None: They can’t remove the
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that’s not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.Q: How can you tell the stage you’re playing on is level?A: The banjo player is drooling
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven’t got a policy on that.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting “honey I am home!”What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife.Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun and put it