How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?”The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer. Q: What is a burning oboe good for? A: Setting a bassoon on fire. Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a
Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. “Well it’s not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of…(blah blah waffle)”
School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn’t tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one – but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass players