|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Once a madman said, “Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, “Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan.”
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. – Ed AbbeyGirls, like flowers, bloom but once. But once is enough. – Edward AbbeyWomen who love only women may have a good point. – Edward
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything to declare?” asked the customs inspector.”No — sssssst, bzzz – nothing at all.””How long do you plan to stay?””Oh, about — ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz — about three weeks.””By the way, where did you learn English?””From the —
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, “We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work.” An Englishman said, “We are far more advanced
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.” “I’m not really married.” “It’s only a cold sore.” “Looks aren’t important to me. I like you for your personality.” “Size isn’t important.” “This won’t hurt, I promise.” “We don’t have to go all the way,