|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?A: A flat major.Q: What do you say to an army officer as you’re about to run him or
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and it’s obvious, by the silence, that they don’t get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: “I don’t like Chinese.” The First Officer replies:
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, “There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!” George Bush replies, “Oh yeah and tell me what you see?” Osama answers,
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.The dealer tells him, “Look, I have a lot of models, but why don’t you save yourself a lot of time and aggrevation
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist’s fingers like lightning?A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat miner.Q: What do you
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Ourengines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an
Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, “What about the powerful interest that controls you?” And the other guy screamed back, “You leave my wife out of this!”